The “I can’t even comment cause I can’t touch this" line is
"You love hair bows"
"I LOVE HAIR BOWS"
I love this post because it makes fun of those posts that say what men hate. Im sorry but I wear stuff I like. You dont like it too fucking bad, it wasnt for you anyways. Besides most people like this stuff. The guys who do this are nit picking idiots. I never asked your opinion I dont want it. I want to be left alone. I dont critique mens questionable fashion choices because no one asked me and I couldnt be bothered to give a damn. Lay off you fucking bastards, the reason you have time for shit like this is because you say shit like this and cant get laid so you have nothing else better to do than voice your stupid opinion on womens fashion.