Posted 27 minutes ago

frigginjabroni:

Went from comedic to real as fuck in like 2 seconds

(Source: friggindweeb)

Posted 30 minutes ago
hey my girlfriend asked me to give her oral sex but how do I do it?? c:
Anonymous asked
Posted 30 minutes ago
Posted 30 minutes ago
  1. Kidnapper: Get in the fukin van
  2. Me: Oh ok cool
  3. Kidnapper: Wut
  4. Me: This is a febreze commercial right
  5. Kidnapper: Wut
  6. Me: Smells pretty shitty in here to me tbh
Posted 30 minutes ago

thepacificrimjob:

sorry guys i tripped

(Source: theclearlydope)

Posted 33 minutes ago
daveandjadeotp:

jetgreguar:

i’ve been comprimised 

i laughed for about 349583492547252 years

daveandjadeotp:

jetgreguar:

i’ve been comprimised 

i laughed for about 349583492547252 years

(Source: 4gifs)

Posted 33 minutes ago

miki-quinn:

plus sized models are JUST as unrealistic as skinny models.

They have been elongated, their cellulite has been brushed out, waists pinched and hips widened and rounded.

It makes us think “I’m not even plus sized pretty” when NO-ONE IS.

They aren’t being forward thinking.

They aren’t embracing body positivity

They’ve just creating another unrealistic standard for women to hate themselves for.

(Source: miki-quinn)

Posted 38 minutes ago

If you ate my pussy please don’t ever try to disrespect me. Homie I fed you.

(Source: chickinkicks)

Posted 38 minutes ago
Posted 38 minutes ago
  1. Me in 5th grade: I will never smoke or drink or do any drugs ever
  2. Me now: I probably wouldn't do meth
Posted 39 minutes ago
dogthing2:

HAPPY MOMMY HAPPY BABIES

dogthing2:

HAPPY MOMMY HAPPY BABIES

(Source: lavagoth)

Posted 39 minutes ago

Iceland, just the hint of the aurora looking out to the mountains beyond Thingvellir. A perfect night.

Posted 1 hour ago
Posted 1 hour ago

deervision:

beetrut:

unamusedsloth:

Dads at One Direction concerts [via]

this is art

this photographer went there with one intention

(Source: unamusedsloth)

Posted 1 hour ago